June 29, 2013

Why Should You Go to the 45th Reunion? Glad You Asked !

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45 Reasons to Come to the 45th WHS Reunion
 
  1.  It is the only party that you will attend this year, where you don’t have to “make-up” an age.
  2. You are a plastic surgeon and you are looking for business.
  3. No one will care if you can’t fit into your cheerleader’s uniform anymore……basically, no one will remember IF you were a cheerleader.
  4. You need to improve your sales quota and it is a cheap form of networking.
  5. No women at the bar you frequent get the line “hey, what’s your sign?” anymore.
  6. You finally understood one of Mr. Santilli’s logarithms and have the urgent need to tell someone.
  7. Now that you are all grown up and decided to be sober, you want to finally meet the people that you sat next to for three years.
  8. To brag to people how good you are athletically and know that no one is going to “dare you” to prove it.
  9. To be around people that actually ask “what have YOU been doing?”
  10. Because you have absolutely NOTHING to do on October 5th
  11. Because you are dying to see what the “pretty girls” look like now, all old and saggy.
  12. Because you are dying to see what the “cute boys” look like now, all old and saggy.
  13. To watch a bunch of old people dance.
  14. To watch a bunch of old people drink.
  15. To watch a bunch of old people all run to the bathroom ALL NIGHT.
  16. To finally be able to cite all fifty states and what country they are most like in size.
  17. After 45 years, you want to show EVERYONE that you still can fit into your cap and gown.
  18. Your husband is a plastic surgeon and you are trying to drum up business for him.
  19. To be at a function and know that everyone there knows what a typewriter is.
  20. To be in a room where all the women know what a “spoolie” is.
  21. To let everyone see how you look without acne
  22. A place to go where you can drag out all of your grandchildren’s pictures and share stories
  23.  A place to go where NO ONE believes that you are really still a brunette……………..or blonde……….or redhead
  24. To be with folks who might be wearing the same “decade clothing” as you are---yikes!!!
  25. To be able to borrow 200 pair of “reading glasses” to see something close
  26. To be able to compare the “facebook” photo with the “real life” visual.
  27. To flaunt your “way too young” wife around in front of all the guys.
  28. To flaunt your “way too young” husband around in front of all the women.
  29. To see all the people that you thought were GREAT!
  30. To see all the people that you thought were not so GREAT and you see how well they turned out!
  31. To find out who might be single and you might have a chance with….
  32. To find out who still is going to fall for “sitting on the whoopee cushion”
  33. To finally find out who was “under the bleachers” with whom, during the game.
  34. To be able to able to show your husband/wife how cool you were (NOT)
  35. To party like it is 1968!
  36. To renew old friendships and maybe get lucky…
  37. To find out how important getting an A in Spanish was.
  38. To find out how important getting an F in Chemistry was.
  39. To compare and contrast high school comportment now and in 1968
  40. To share funny stories
  41. To make up funny stories and just sit there and lie, because you can----aging minds don’t remember too well.
  42. To tell someone how nice they were back then…and hope they still are.
  43. To finally let everyone be as important as everyone else
  44. To tell everyone that you speak to that you are glad they are there
  45. To tell everyone that you speak to that they look EXACTLY like they did in high school---(cross your fingers behind your back)
 
We REALLY want you to come!!!!! Please sign up now---if you don’t, someone will be disappointed!!!!

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Charlie D'Ambrosio on June 29, 2013 4:08 PM
 #46 - To make the hard working reunion committee be really really happy! 
 
#47 - Because you may not make it to the 50th.
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Kathy (GEARY) Murphy on August 31, 2013 10:06 AM
I am so excited to see so many people coming to the reunion,so many memories that I look forward too. A once in a lifetime event for me. I intend to make the most of it. I'm also a little sad some of my closest friends have passed and I will truly miss them. But this is a Happy time to cherish what we now will have,lasting memories,a lot of laughs and nothing but good times ahead.
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